"I’ll wager there are ways to enter that town unseen.."

"Aye.. and for that you would need a smuggler."

(Source: thranduileto)

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

ultrafacts:

patrockius:

the-darkness-returns:

ultrafacts:

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Why are the turtles crying

to feed the butterflies

Also, It is not because they are sad or being harassed. They actually have a gland that empties into their eyes that helps them get rid of too much salt that they collect living in the salty water. You can only see their tears when they are out of the water on land, and the tears also help keep sand out of the turtle’s eyes. The tears of the tortoises are an essential contribution of salt and minerals for the butterflies survival and the turtles work with them like a friendship & open their eyes for them to drink without hesitation.

wildblueyoshi:

I like running. That makes me a runner.

I like knitting. That makes me a knitter.

I like reading. That makes me a reader.

I like playing video games. That makes me a gamer.

I like nerdy stuff. That makes me a nerd.

I identify with my hobbies and my interests because…

ddemotivators:

Goblin Babies

posted by North Ranger